Invader Zim Short Story

           Somewhere deep in space, a portal opens up and reveals a giant spaceship, and on this ship is the great almighty Tallest Red and Purple. “However, I have to explain this to you, Humans.” The Tallest are the leaders of an alien race known as Irkens who have a hierarchy based on height; they can be identified by their green skin, large eyes, antennae, and paks. The pak is essential because that is where their personality, memories, weapons, items, and life is stored. “Yes, you heard me, life, it keeps them alive, but that’s not important, what is important is ME!”

           “I mean let’s be honest you were all waiting to hear about me, Zim.” I’m the smallest of my kind, and I was sent here to invade earth for the almighty Tallest because I’m. “That’s enough for today!” The green person yelled as he stood up from a chair surrounded by elementary and kindergarten children. Already annoyed by the children, Zim yells at the kids on his way out, “I can’t believe my robot slave Gir convinced me to read a book to the enemy, none the less written by Dib Membrane, my nemesis!”

           Now walking down a street, Zim says to himself, “To even picture him is awful, with his large head, black hair, black trench coat, blue shirt, and glasses, he also changed the words in my book, so I’d reveal myself to be an alien!” “Why did I explain Irkens to him again?” Zim shrugs to himself as he walks towards his house.